He attempts to move a sorcerer's stone, but 5 ladies move it instead! He designs a flower garden for his queen, but alas! She is allergic to roses!
6 ladies have no lords, but all the lords he chooses (from the audience) are already married and the monk cannot perform the ceremony!
King James attempts to make wassail, but the sorcerer and his lady need to fix the concoction before it can be "served to my guests"! After not being able to get a word in edgewise, the monk FINALLY gets the attention of Queen Allison and suggests he commission a translation of the bible for the common people of the kingdom. What to call it? "Oh, the King James Bible, of course!!" There is then great rejoicing in the kingdom.
But wait....
Lord Chamberlain (who is constantly wanting to go to war, in spite of Lady Chamberlain's protests) is upset. "This will never work." Because....da, da daaaaa (soap opera music)...HE IS THE DREADED LORD SCHMILLIAM WHO WILL INHERIT THE THRONE!!
Long live King James!
The End...until the next episode of Renaissance, 2008!















